Time to turn the AC on, get a coke, pull down the shades, and play video games. Seriously, it is an absolutely brilliant idea. Think about it, a lot of the servers I play on are all US East, East, North America, etc… and who plays video games at this time of the day? Kids out of middle school and high school. That is right – it is the perfect opportunity to pick up your sticks and enjoy a few hours of gaming and kicking the ass of middle school kids.
“Jack, that is probably one of the most messed up things you have said on this blog… so far.” True, but for the hardcore gamers out there, let me explain. From about 10 am (need that pre day workout) most gamers are working till about 5 then go to Happy Hour – till about 10. My mathematics could be off but I am just stating my typical post drink experience. As I was saying – from about 10am – 10 pm, most of the gamers online are teens who haven’t quite developed their hand eye coordination or motor skills. They seem to be a few millionths of a second behind – HAHA nbes. 🙂 But knowing that – double up on XP boosts and win games.
For me I seem to only win games during these hours – so what do I do – farm and exploit this flaw so it appears that I am actually good or a high rank. It is the fastest way to level and keeps you away from the sunlight, genius! If you are one of those skilled gamers, or want to find people like you to play with during this heat wave, why not check out GamerPeer.com? That’s what I am doing! Private information is hidden, but atleast you will be able to find people who play the same games and have same personality/interests. Wait a second – if my best matches are with nbe teens, does that mean I am a nbe teen as well who hasn’t developed motor skills? Damn this is like a psychological conundrum that must be explored in more depth… after a few games of LOL and COD.
(Again, this blog is for entertainment purposes only)