Archive for the Sports / Fitness Category

I have a blue ball… sweet

Posted in Sports / Fitness with tags , , , , , , , , , on April 18, 2012 by Jack Of all Trades
Exercise ball, yoga ball, gym ball, blue ball, ball, chair, gamer chair

shiny blue ball

So I have had a good amount of work the past few days and noticed something kind of scary recently.  Every time I sit in my normal desk chair, I would experience incedible lower back pain when I tried getting up.  Fuck, I must be getting old.  So I asked a few old people with back pain and they suggested I try getting “blue balls.”  (See above)  That’s right, they suggested I purchase one of the gym balls that are supposed to be used for balance and strengthen your core.  Sweet, I can sit on my ass doing work for hours upon hours and tighten my core.   Hmmm… Does anyone else think this sounds awfully close to other exercise gimmicks?

shake weight, southpark, exercise equipment, gym, work out, sweat,

the shake weight... Hold this with both hands while we vibrate the shit out of it. You will feel the burn in no time.

ab vibrator, ab workout, workout, sitting on your ass, easy workout, lose weight

Sit on your ass while we massage your belly. Feel the pounds vibrate off.

Anyway, I am going to give my blue balls… err blue ball a shot for a few days, maybe even a week.  If anyone is curious to see if it helps the back pain please feel free to email or comment below.  I need to go out work out now.

Fat guy, beer, drinking beer, tv, man, video games, overweight

It's cool though... I held the vibrating stick for 5 minutes and have my ab belt on. @LosingweightLOL


Tell me I am not awesome!

Posted in, Sports / Fitness with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 15, 2012 by Jack Of all Trades

So I was going through my PC and found a lot of old shit I created when I first joined the GamerPeer team.  This is a video that they did not like because of copyright issues.  To summarize – I made this flash video and can not endorse this as part of the project.  However, I think it is cool enough video and neat function on worth showing.  I really need to step my flash and anime game up a bit so over the next few weeks I will drastically improve and expand my ego even more.    

Anyway check out this flash video I made a few months ago and I dare you to try and tell me that this didn’t make your day.

Tomorrow I have an easy day so I will be talking about how Women’s National Soccer Team Stars, Alex Morgan  and Tobin Heath (check out former post tweeted about  Maybe I will include Christina Milian twitter response in tomorrow’s post, but who knows how I will be feeling tomorrow after a night out.  *Side  Note* If anyone has a good gift idea for the lovely ladies please let me know.  I am open to any and all suggestions.

I can go on and on about the recent and interesting stuff we have been doing – but that’s like finishing in 30 seconds… “Its a marathon not a sprint Jack…”  😉