Whats going on everyone? If you are a first time viewer of my blog I think you should know a few things about me and what separates my blog from “the rest.” The first thing is that a good portion of my posts are based on real life experiences that I think are funny. Most of the time I look like an idiot in the end, but whatever, it’s entertaining. The second thing is, “I indossare il mio cuore sul mio manicotto,” if you don’t know what this means look it up. Again, if its funny and entertaining I have no problem sharing it. Please know that this is for entertainment purposes only. I only support about… 99% of the stuff that comes out of my mouth. Now that all of that information is shared let me get to my story.
As per request from one of my readers, I will return to my roots for this post and not mention games because they aren’t “nerds.” I don’t even know what that means but I will try… Anyway, so I was minding my own business doing “nerdy” things on my PC, when I get an email from one of those dating sites. Oh sweet another girl to chat with that I have no intention of meeting or even talking to. To my surprise she was good looking so I decided to respond. Yes, I can be that shallow on those sites because almost everyone is full of shit on it. So again, to my pleasant surprise this girl was actually pretty cool. I found out she is a sports fan, musician/artist, almost as smart as me (but not quite) and she seemed motivated. Wow, what a rare set of good qualities on a dating site. SWEEEEET!!!!!! One day I didn’t feel like messaging on the site and asked to chat via text. My thought was – I have my phone 24/7 so lets see if both of us can actually hold a conversation + I can only have so many windows/tabs open on the comp.
We started talking around 9:30 one night and around 1 am I experienced the WTF moment. For those of you who can actually do math, that was about 4.5 hours of talking… Close enough ;). As I was saying, around 1 am I receive this text message.
“How pissed would you be if I was like a guy this whole time.” *SPOILER ALERT* I found out she wasn’t but I was caught off guard. Seriously who the hell says something like that to someone they never met. So weird. I obviously continued talking but didn’t really have a response. I can’t say “Not again,” because that hits to close to home so I coninued to think. The only thing I could think of in response was, “What if I was a girl this entire time?” I pressed the send button and eagerly waited for her response. The reason I used the word eagerly was because I obviously am a dude and didn’t really care how she responded, it was a win win for me. Let me explain…
“Jack, I am pretty sure you are a guy, you talk about sports, beer, and sex. Occasionally you mention your company, but that is on the rarest of occasions.” #awesome
“Jack, if your name is actually Jaclyn I would actually be more interested in meeting you.” #awesome x10
See what I mean! I will leave the rest of the story up to your creative minds but feel free to comment if you have similar experiences or want to shoot the shit.