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Halo… the best what kind of game?

Posted in GamerPeer.com with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on March 29, 2012 by Jack Of all Trades

So I am minding my own business, doing some work for www.GamerPeer.com when I get a message on Skype.

Boss: “Jack, one of our followers on twitter wants Halo Reach added to the site.”

“You can’t be serious…”

Boss: “Yeah, one of our new followers wants Halo Reach added to the site.”

“I hope he is a college kid who has Halo Reach in his beer drinking games group.”

Boss:  “I won’t ask.  Just add the game.”

Right now many of you probably only have 1 question, “what the heck is a beer drinking games group… it sounds absolutely amazing!”  Well I am glad you asked.  A beer drinking game group is a collection of video games that can and should only be played while drinking beer.  It is one of those 2-5 am video games during college where you come back from a late night party, order a large pizza, and pick up your sticks (controllers for you nbes) with friends.  The interesting thing about the beer drinking game group is that if one of the players didn’t go to the same party, or an equal level of party, they seem to always win.  What dicks.  Anyway, in addition to Halo, some other games in my beer drinking game group include, Mario Kart (for all systems), Fusion Frenzy, Super Smash (all systems), Fifa (even though I can play sober), Mario Party, and Wii Golf… Basically any game that doesn’t record your drunk stats – can any of you guess why?

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Halo has and will always be in this beer drinking category for me because a. I never win (haha) b. I always eat the most pizza (again haha) c. have a tendency to pass out holding sticks (smiley face).  I know there are people out there who can relate to this category or have other games they want to add to this group, so please feel free to comment or email me with your favorite beer drinking games.

With that being said, I  did some research on this tweeter and was very happy with what I found.  Not to my surprise he is a college kid who drinks beer, likes sports, likes females, and plays video games…(That’s right I asked him)  Game on my dude.  Just remember if you are going to play video games while drinking beer, don’t play games that keep stats – I mean use http://www.GamerPeer.com to find gamers like you.  🙂

-Jack

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Happy Saturday you hungover punks!

Posted in GamerPeer.com with tags , , , , , , , , , , on February 11, 2012 by Jack Of all Trades

Hope all of you had a fantastic Friday night and ripped shots of Tequila (see above).  Because most of my reader base is totally awesome, I have to assume that each and every one of you feels like death and just woke up.  Raise your hand if you are jealous. Crazy kid should probably put his hand down until at least highschool.  Yes, I already know I am out of my mind and probably going to get in a lot of trouble for this post but it’s funny to me.

Anyway it is cold as shit in New York and I don’t feel like doing anything.  Normally I would be inside most of the day watching movies and playing video games, but when part of your job description is to play video games it can become a real drag.  I am obviously going to play but not because I want to but because I have to… How will I manage? @Toughlife.  The real question of the day is what type of food I should order.   I have narrowed it down to two restaurants, an Italian deli and trying Korean food.   The funny thing about the deli is it is literally a block away from me and I am still going to have them deliver.  Hooray for Saturday’s and being a lazy shit.  I am not sure about all of you, but for me ordering something new is like going to McDonalds.  Depending on the time of  day and your current mental state it can be amazing or make you want to kill yourself.  ie 6pm for dinner or 4 am ripped… hmm I wonder which tastes better.  To be honest I don’t even know what type of Korean food is good.  If you have any suggestions email me at Thejackofalltrades10@gmail.com.  Better make it fast because I am hungry.  Enjoy your Saturday punks.

-Jack